Let’s see, it’s been more than a week since I’ve been married. A better blogger would have had some photos up by now. What can I say? The wife has been keeping me busy since the wedding… if you know what I mean.
And if by “if you know what I mean” you think I mean “the two of you have been doing a lot of web chatting,” then you and I are on the same page. She and I, after all, live 2,500 miles apart for the time being. In two different countries (sort of, they’re very similar… Canada and my part of the US).
Anyway, how about some wedding photos.
Pre-wedding. My Dad and I show off the ice we scored to The Canadian Gal.
My Dad and one of my Sons, who would later be Best Man/Ring Bearer. He’d remove the hat for the wedding.
By the end of the day I’d be part owner of two parakeets (budgies).
And a dog that can double as a dust mop.
And another mini-van. This one has heated leather seats and that luggage thing on the top. Oh, and a CD player.
I look like a spy or a big nerd in any wedding photo I’m in. In this one I look like a spy (if you were thinking “this is a ‘nerd’ one,” hang on… it gets worse). In this photo, our Wedding Commissioner, The Canadian Gal, and Bond… James Bond (don’t laugh… I could kill you with that recipe card I’m holding in my hands).
Prior to the ceremony I did 15 minutes of standup. Reviews were mixed but the audience was attentive. [Some of the attendees (mostly relatives.)]
One where I look like a nerd. My nerdiness is accentuated as I’m in the company of a fine-looking group of non-nerds.
You may be wondering, “where did all the kids come from in these last two photos?” The bride is providing a clue with her left hand.
Nerd and The Bride
The Canadian Gal, unsure of whether I’d look like a nerd or a spy later, thought she’d start drinking so it wouldn’t matter so much to her. (You nerds know what I’m talking about here.)
The Bride and The Spy. My parents, 33% of my biological children, 100% of hers… I’ll let you sort out which kids go with what side of the family.
(My Name Is) Earl, The Canadian Gal and 20% of her biological children.
My Son and I are hanging out at the airport in Minnesota. We’re on our way back home.
Wonderful photos! The Candadian gal is a knockout! Bond/nerd married very well! Congratulations! Hopefully your whole married life won't consist of online chatting!
ReplyDeleteWow! Did you ever get a great deal with that Canadian Gal! A new improved version of the family mini-van, budgies, 5 new kids and the coolest looking dust mop I've ever seen! Pretty good for a nerd/spy! Looks like you're in for a good time!
ReplyDeleteEve: I certainly married up. I know because my buddies keep telling me so. :)
ReplyDeleteCatLadyLarew: Eeek! I forgot to mention she's a good cook too. All she's getting out of the marriage is a guy who can get things down off the high shelves without a ladder... I certainly got the better deal.
Your new wife's gorgeous, you lucky guy you. And you turned around and beat it back across the border? What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteI had to get back so I could pack for vacation. The boys and I just got back from a week in BC.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! Hopefully your whole married life won't consist of online chatting! Work From Home
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